the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
That’s it that’s the whole country
|—||Jeff Buckley (via stayven-carnivale)|
Someone who wants to be with me.
IF YOURE EVER SCARED TO TALK TO ME DONT BE BECAUSE ODDS ARE THAT IF YOU MESSAGE ME ILL SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND TAKE 10 MINUTES TO DECIDE THE BEST POSSIBLE THING TO SAY TO YOU BECAUSE YOURE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU
Girl you str8 dumb. I might be drunk but drunk words are sober thoughts & all I can say is im a stand up genuine ass dude who is on his shit. and youre passing up the opportunity of a lifetime everyday. Ive always been real witcha. From you bein embarassed to be with me in public ( by refusing…