My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me
And here’s a handy GIF about tonight’s the lunar eclipse. For the west coasters (who have a better chance of seeing the eclipse through the clouds) just subtract 3 hours. It’s basically a moving version of this NASA graphic.
GIFs not your style? Check out my last minute astronomical announcement song:
Politicalprof is having a hard time getting excited about this. 1) I am planning to be asleep. 2) it’s snowing — !! — here, so the viewing won’t actually … be possible.